The lovable, handsome, intelligent oldest son of T-Rex. At least that is what is what his company bio says. Gordon Carnivore is supposed to be learning the family business as a management cadet, but in reality he is doing whatever he likes on a seriously large budget.
The original clone creations that help run the secret Human Resources lab. They are smart and completely dedicated to their work at Carnivore Corporation. They don't fall in love, have mortgages or get paid and of course when things go badly wrong in the lab, they are totally expendable.
The HR Undercover Teams first female agent. Agent Chick is focussed, career driven and dedicated to the Carnivore Corporation cause (whatever that is - oh yeah probably making money and T-Rex getting his own way all the time). No matter what, Agent Chick will follow company policies and procedures - even stuff nobody else has ever heard of.
Timmy the Temp
The code name for the clone army that helps staff the Carnivore Corporation empire. Timmy the Temps are everywhere. They follow instructions - even the most bizarre ones. Because of this there is a high attrition rate throughout the empire and the HR team know where to look for unsafe work practices that are costing precious money - oh and lives.
Tall, strong, silent and slightly dumb. Agent Black is the longest serving (surviving) member of the HR Undercover team. He has the motto - Use words only when absolutely necessary. Of all the CC operatives he is the one that has embraced talking in Acronyms more than any other.
After being recruited to the HR Undercover Team on the back of the need for greater ethnic diversity and a fat government subsidy, Agent White has fast become a valuable member of the team. He brings a relaxed style mixed with a certain edginess in keeping with his hero Samuel L Jackson. So when he is not waving his gun around and losing it, Agent White is one chilled out chap.
The brains behind the ineptitude. Polly Seeze knows more than anyone else about the inner workings of the Carnivore Corporation Empire. Often underestimated by those who don't know her - Polly is committed to keeping the corporation at the top of the business world.
Lionel Lambert - Director of Human Resources
As T-Rex's hatchet man he has overseen countless management purges and appears not to lose any sleep over it. The manager of human resources embraces more of the dark arts component of his role rather than the softer side of managing the people in a large multinational.
Theodore Rex Carnivore (T-Rex)
The head of the Carnivore family and ruler of the corporation empire. Theodore Carnivore is the latest leader of a seriously dodgy family that over the last 100 years has risen from being scum at the bottom of the barrel to one of the worlds most powerful clans. Theodore has a particularly warped sense of reality that only other mega-rich individuals can truly understand.
The rogue government health and safety enforcer. By day he is a mild mannered government safety inspector. But when he clocks off he becomes Hazard Note the vigilante enforcer of safety in the city. Teaming up with Hazard Girl he uses his gadgets and weaponry to subdue and punish unsafe scum wherever he can find them.
The mysterious hazard fighter with superpowers. Nobody knows who she is but they are in no doubt about what she does. The female half of the Safety League cuts a trail of destruction through those that take advantage of others and place them in danger.
Jeff the Hamster
The brains behind the new look HR undercover team. In fact the brains behind most things. Jeff the Hamster is a one of a kind creation from the HR Lab. The Hamsters were genetically engineered with a view to filling low level administrative roles in the Carnivore Corporation workforce. The experiment was too successful in that Jeff ended up far to intelligent for the tasks he was created for. There is also the small matter of his attitude.
Fay is the new face of undercover HR. Filled with optimism this beautiful and naive agent finds it hard to see the downside in any situation. Her glass is always half full and being oblivious to danger is often her best defence.
Jarvis Queue is the mastermind behind the secret HR laboratory located at the secret Carnivore Corporation headquarters under Hamsterland which is in the yellow pages and has its own website. For Jarvis it has always been about the science. Unburdened by regulations and ethics, Jarvis his right at home spending his enormous research budget on whatever he likes. Genetic engineering and new forms of propulsion are his particular favourites.
Emperor Dizzen-gauge's origin is shrouded in mystery. He is rumoured to be many things but all we can really be sure about is that he works in the Carnivore Corporation Empire and he is trying to topple it from within. To fuel this revolution he harnesses the massive human potential of the 30 percent of CC staff that are classified as disengaged.
Pieman aka Anthony Stapleton-jones
A 4th generation employee who is plucked from obscurity to feature in a new covert human resources intelligence gathering operation. It is so secret Anthony doesn't even really know he is in it. As an ordinary guy with a positive outlook on life Pieman is well placed to blend into his surroundings and find out what is really going on.